A newly converted hippie was very interestedly reading the Bible while waiting for transportation and every now and then would exclaim, “Alleluia, Praise the Lord, Amen” as he read on. A skeptic heard him and asked what he was reading. The hippie answered, “I am reading how God parted the Red Sea and allowed the Israelites to go through --- that is a miracle!”
The skeptic explained, “Do not believe everything the Bible tells you. The truth of the matter is that the body of water was only 6 inches deep--- so it was not a miracle.”
The hippie nodded in disappointment but kept on reading. The skeptic walked away feeling proud that he had set the hippie straight. Then all of a sudden, the skeptic heard the hippie let out a big “Alleluia, Praise the Lord.” At this, the skeptic ran back to him and asked, “What is it this time?” The hippie said excitedly in one breath, “This one is a real miracle, God drowned the whole Egyptian army in 6 inches of water!!!”
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